I'm Stanley

You know what I just realized? I'm picky and quite shallow to a certain extent. I say this with all good intentions though. Because Honestly, it's rare for me to even like a girl. I'm easily turned off by many things. Smoking, flirtatiousness, and drinking are just a few of the many things that turn me off. I'll break it down for you:

I've never smoked anything in my life. Not even taken a puff of anything so you should understand where I'm coming from. Flirty, but with certain limits. You can't fricken act like you like every single guy. That's just annoying and let's face it, no one likes a tease. Drinking, yeah I'll admit, I'm being a hypocrite about this one but girls who drink till they are totally wasted, total turn off. I don't wanna watch some douche take advantage of you, nor do I wanna take care of you if you're gonna be like that.

As for me being shallow, yeah it's true. Personality does not come first on my list(despite what I tell everyone haha). Obviously, appearance and body structure are my first impressions. Then comes smarts. Quote from Miko: "smart girls are good in bed" haha. But no really, academically/street smart would be second on my list for no reasons relating to sex haha. Now comes personality. Nothing too much to explain here. Just be yourself and I'll be happy. Anything beyond this point is non-existent for now until proven otherwise.

Now, my journey for conquest begins! Wish me good luck!

Take me or leave me. But I assure you life isn't merely about safety/security. Taking risks is a big part of it. Keep that in your mental state; quit depressing yourself over it. Don't picture the worst possible scenario in a choice but let optimism consume your entire being. Let that be your prozac. Now try to digest that.